Trump Signs New Executive Order – Removing Track From Track and Field

President Donald Trump signed an order on Monday that will seek to dramatically impact the Track and Field Scene.

Trump’s latest executive action is long overdue.

Trump, a businessman turned politician, campaigned on a promise to increase the recognition of Throwing events.

“All running events will be removed immediately”, Trump proclaimed

“It’s what we need to save the sport.”

The IAAF have chosen not to comment on this situation but we have an idea of what they may be thinking.

“Without all these running events, we might finally be able to include the Hammer Throw in the Diamond League”

In addition to this executive order, Trump has promised to follow-through with his other intended policies:

• All 4-Throw competitions will always be upgraded to 6 throws
• Throwing events will get the recognition it deserves
• Keeping Up With The Kardashians will be replaced by the soon-to-be hollywood hit, Keeping Up With The Throwers

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